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An Ace In The Hole

Created on 2009-01-10 01:48:24 (#17971295), last updated 2009-02-04

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Name:	THE PRUSSIA
Birthdate:	01-01
Location:	BERLIN, PREUßEN, Germany

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I WAS BORN ON A GLORIOUS DAY WHEN ANGELS SANG OF MY ARRIVAL. IMMEDIATELY I WAS THRUST INTO THE RANKS OF THE TEUTONIC KNIGHTS BECAUSE OF MY AWE- INSPIRING STRENGTH. FROM THERE I BECAME THE GREATEST, AND STRONGEST MAN ON EARTH. EVERYONE ELSE THOUGHT SO TOO. I USED TO BEAT EVERYONE UP AND MAKE THEM CRY. EVERYONE BOWED TO MY IRON FIST OF MIGHT.
BUT THEN THAT FUCKING ARISTOCRATIC PANSY AUSTRIA GOT HIS ARCHDUKE SHOT BY SOME SNIVELLING LITTLE SHIT AND FUCKED EVERYTHING UP FOR ME.
WEST'S LUNATIC BOSS FUCKED ME OVER A FEW YEARS LATER, AND THEN RUSSIA CAME IN AND STOMPED ON MY FACE A FEW TIMES.
THAT IS HOW I GOT THESE SCARS.

I'M NOT QUITE SURE HOW, BUT IT IS ALL AMERICA'S FAULT, WHICH IS WHY I HAVE DEDICATED MY LIFE TO MAKING HIS A MISERY WITH MY INGENIOUS TACTICS AND MASTERFUL PLANNING.

AND LAUGH EVERY SECOND WHILE I DO IT.

AWWWW...

WHY SO SERIOUS?

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